Penelope Bolton with sources from Petunia Hasselhoff
Beford, TX- An Explosion rocked the 2000 Block L. Don in Beford last night when a home Methamphetamine lab caught fire and blew up four apartments and damaged a house one mile away with flying debris. The apartment containing the Meth Lab also housed $17,000 worth of computers and computer equipment.
The explosion took place at 10pm when luckily no one was inside the building. The resident of the apartment was outside working on his car when he heard the first of nine explosions that leveled all but one apartment in the five apartment building. After running inside to try and salvage what was left of his drugs and computers Mr. Tiger was thrown from the building when another explosion took place. Mr. Tiger's left arm was severed and it is believed he is suffering from multiple burns. The arm was found clutching a small tube of super glue three feet from the apartment.
Tigers long time Girlfriend, Crystal Chambers suffered a concussion and minor burns on her hands. One mile away, Florence Bivens was watering her prized rose bushes when the monitor from one of the computers flew into her house injuring her leg. She is exptected to have a full recovery and only suffered minor lacerations.
Volumn 1, Issue 1 July18,2003
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"Tiger seemed to be shaping up some, I figured when he got out he'd move onto the bigger and better," Leroy Hodgins, Tigers fromer cell mate and one time boyfriend stated in an interview early Tuesday morning. "I never thought he'd do something like this again, I figured he'd kill someone or move onto Grand Larceny but cooking dope in his apartment? What a sissy way to get yourself in jail again. He could have at least picked a better drug like crack or heroin."
As of now Tigers whereabouts are unkown but the local police are doing a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farm house, hen house, outhouse, and dog house in the area.
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